What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.